Homey Don't Play That

Black Man #1: "If you make a little mistake with one of your ho's, you'll want to dispose of that problem tout suite, no questions asked."

Black Man #2: "That's too cold. I don't snuff my own seed."

Black Man #1: "Maybe you do have a reason to vote Republican."

-- A Republican radio ad trying to convince black voters to vote for anti-abortion GOP candidates