I Knew It!

"If Bill O'Reilly needs to have an enemy, needs to feel persecuted, you know what? Here's my Kwanzaa gift to him. Are you ready? All right. I'm your enemy. Make me your enemy. I, Jon Stewart, hate Christmas, Christians, Jews, morality, and I will not rest until every year families gather to spend December 25th together at Osama's homo-abortion-pot-and-commie-jizzporium."

Jon Stewart of Comedy Central's "The Daily Show," after exposing Bill O'Reilly's attempt at passing off a year-old film clip as current and generally making his whole "war on Christmas" propaganda campaign look ridiculous